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Frequently Asked Questions
what is THE COOK?
THE COOK sits at the intersection of crypto and finance meets internet-poisoned pop culture…think of it as a feed of what the inner circle is actually whispering.
who is it for?
the terminally online who treat the timeline like a full time job. if you want to feel like you’re winning, look like you’re early, and belong to something exclusive without doing the homework… we saved you a plate.
is this ANOTHER crypto newsletter?
hell no. THE COOK curates crypto news, pop culture shennanigans and what everyone is watching in the same breath. to us, the patch notes and the celebrity rider have the same aura. it’s chaotic pattern matching for the chronically online. unfiltered and served without corporate polish. if it’s cooking it’s on the plate.