crypto

solana

+1

Dopamine-maxxing the Trade

Apr 16, 2026

•

2 min read

Dopamine-maxxing the Trade

Your timeline is now a Bloomberg terminal and nobody asked permission 🤐

the cook

solana

+1

Blockchain Gaming Is Dead

Mar 26, 2026

•

5 min read

Blockchain Gaming Is Dead

Solana’s +1000 Aura Play ✨🤵‍♂️

the cook

solana

+2

$40B in Tariffs and we’re still trading Monkey Pictures 🙈

Feb 25, 2026

•

5 min read

$40B in Tariffs and we’re still trading Monkey Pictures 🙈

Imagine explaining this to your ancestors

the cook