the group chat you weren't invited to
May 14, 2026
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3 min read
The algorithm served it back. State Street dropped $200M with no closing bell. And two clowns stole jackets.
May 8, 2026
2 min read
The tourists left. The customers arrived. Different energy. 🍳
Apr 30, 2026
Naval called pure software uninvestable. Then sold you a basket of it.
Apr 23, 2026
$292M served cold. LayerZero says not our kitchen. 🍔
solana
+1
Apr 16, 2026
Your timeline is now a Bloomberg terminal and nobody asked permission 🤐
Apr 9, 2026
6 min read
This is not a drill 🚨
Apr 2, 2026
5 min read
21 million people just walked onto rails with a 2029 expiration date. The SEC is handing out gold stars while Google moves the clock.
Mar 26, 2026
Solana’s +1000 Aura Play ✨🤵♂️
Mar 19, 2026
The credentialing class is 86’d. Nasdaq wants a table, JPMorgan is mad, and the group chat just gapped Meta.
Mar 12, 2026
$6.9M in Lobster and a Charizard Hedge 🦞
Mar 5, 2026
4 min read
+1000 Aura Points for the Military-Industrial Complex
+2
Feb 25, 2026
Imagine explaining this to your ancestors
Feb 12, 2026
This is not a drill.
Jan 29, 2026
(and you're early) 👩🏼🍳
