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Oliver Buchannon

the cook

the group chat you weren't invited to

solana

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$40B in Tariffs and we’re still trading Monkey Pictures 🙈

Feb 25, 2026

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5 min read

$40B in Tariffs and we’re still trading Monkey Pictures 🙈

Imagine explaining this to your ancestors

the cook

Epstein's 23andMe just got unsealed. You're a 12% match.

Feb 12, 2026

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4 min read

Epstein's 23andMe just got unsealed. You're a 12% match.

This is not a drill.

we moved the solana spaces party here

Jan 29, 2026

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4 min read

we moved the solana spaces party here

(and you're early) 👩🏼‍🍳