Order up,
Someone in the gc sent me that High School Musical is turning 20 and I genuinely felt my bones creak. Then I saw A24 just crossed $100M with Marty Supreme - a movie about ping pong - while Disney’s live action slop machine keeps printing losses.
The mouse house is getting absolutely bodied by the indie kids who figured out the algorithm.
And it’s not just Hollywood. The playbook is officially a liability.
And that’s why… we’re officially taking the Solana Spaces energy and moving it into your inbox as THE COOK.
You’re getting this because you’ve been to several of our events and you’re our closest supporters.
You're in the first 100. Act like it. You were hand-picked from a 6.8K+ strong list we’ve built from our events in 2025.
Love you. Love Solana.
Chef’s Kiss’
Amol
While everyone's processing Disney's nostalgic cash grab and A24's indie dominance, the real plot twist is happening in hiring meetings across tech…the devs are not okay.
Guess that SKR airdrop better hit. 💀
The timeline's having a collective meltdown about this, but honestly? The writing was on the wall when blockchains started pushing vibe code as a legitimate development framework. We've moved past learn to code straight into vibe code. Time to deploy those protocols between TikToks chat.
Vibe coding eating the world? Probably. Prompting ourselves into obsolescence? Also on the table. This is the shit keeping me up at 3am while the timeline argues about agent frameworks.
Most people forget you can hold two thoughts at once. 2026's gonna be weird.
On that note, Arthur Hayes is over here connecting Fed intervention dots that would make QAnon jealous. If he's right about yen manipulation, Bitcoin's about to get very interesting. If he's wrong, well…at least the conspiracy theories are entertaining while we wait for the next market cycle to cook us all.
PS…come meet the Solana Spaces crew IRL. We'll be in Mexico City this weekend saving the axolotls with Scum or soaking it up with the SEA crew in catlumpurr. Excited for 2026.
Don’t get 86’d by the algorithm.
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